What In The Hell, Kim Novak?
Kim Novak took out a full page ad in Variety a couple of months ago, because she wanted to shine a light on the INJUSTICE the makers of The Artist brought down on Vertigo. Kim basically citizen's...
View ArticleWoody Allen's Son Is Funny
The scent of burnt turtle anus and melted plastic eyeglass frames was in the air yesterday when Mia Farrowre-tweeted the third-degree burn Ronan Farrow dropped on his dad Woody Allen. This shit is more...
View ArticlePaging Dr. Blossom! Your Thoughts On This Are Needed!
TLC's Strange Sex is back in two weeks and you know what that means. It's that time of year when we all get mild concussions from banging our heads on the table while trying to break the images in our...
View ArticleA Dimmed Sparkle Is a Sad Thing
The storm clouds are starting to dissipate in the Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart YOU CHEATING HOR hurricane, and as the anger recedes like low tide on Rob's once shiny sparkly beach of a heart,...
View ArticleDr. Phil's Happy Time Drunk Hour With White Oprah
If you missed today's episode of Dr. Phil with a high as three shades of hell White Oprah, then just take a smug bullfrog and a mangy alley dog hopped up on uppers, downers and middlers, and watch as...
View ArticleWatch Kristen Stewart Awkwardly Talk About Perfume For Over 15 Minutes
If you've got nothing better to do, like steal a TV from a sports bar bathroom with your brother/fake hump partner or conduct a poll in your office on if you should dress as a slutty corn on the cob or...
View ArticleIs Creepy Doug Kissing Courtney Stodden Or A Wax Real Doll?
That's a trick question. The King of Thailand's 85th birthday was celebrated during the Muay Thai Championship Fights in L.A. over the weekend, and the King of Thailand couldn't make it because he...
View ArticleSamuel L Likes To Make Bitches Squirm
That title actually sounds a lot sexier than this story is, although pretty much everything Samuel L. Jackson does is damn sexy. In this particular case, Emmy winner Jake Hamilton is interviewing...
View ArticleThe Time Shirley Maclaine Waited While Her Daughter Lost Her Virginity In The...
For some hos, turning in their V-card was an awkward and uncomfortable experience and if they could take a Magic Eraser to the part of their brain that holds that memory, they would. But Shirley...
View ArticleThis Is What Happened When Brad Paisley And LL Cool J Got Together To Make A...
And here's another example for why country-rap crossover songs are the worst. (I will eat every single one of my words if Dolly Parton and Khia put out a song together). In Brad Paisley's new song...
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